Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Fatigue.... Bad!/Good!

I shouldn't think about forming a reply to ANYTHING when I'm tired and sick and cannot sleep. I was given one of those lil' "friend survey" thingies that circulate around email and blogs and the such. I was answering with one/two word answers until I got to this one particular question. I took my answer and just RAN with it....

15. RED OR PINK? Now that's not really a fair question to impose upon someone. The whole debate on Red vs. Pink (aka. Dark Pink vs. Light Red) is something that cannot be summed up in but a single word answer! Both of these highly dynamic and creativity inducing colors have a vast quantity of advantages and disadvantages to being chosen as an answer for this all important inquiry! I say it is not fair in forcing one to choose between either of these indispensable tones of reflective or emitted light and instead focus on acceptance of ALL colors of the visible light spectrum! Reflected or emitted! Reflected or Diffused! All colors are equally important in order to create the beauty that makes this world special! I say nay to answering such a question and instead offer open arms to ALL colors as equals!

Sunday, June 17, 2007

To Do List:

I wanna do this!

Heck, I have enough parts and scrap, I probably COULD do this at little, to no cost!

Just need magnets....

Monday, June 11, 2007

I Have An Opinion...

Ok, first off, I'm going to start by letting you all in on one personal view that I have.

I don't like Sony.

Granted, I used to think they we one of the finest electronics manufactures on the planet, but with their ever-degrading quality, questionable business practices, poor treatment of customers through the RIAA/MPAA, and many, many other not-so-little problems and bad moves/tactics that they have undertaken in the last 10 years I can no longer respect Sony as a company and they have forced me to no longer support them with my business for very good reason.

Yet, as per this article here, regarding Sony being 'irresponsible' for using a digital representation of this PUBLIC BUILDING in a 'sick' video game that contains violence and is seeking a "monetary donation" along with removal of said aspect of the already published game as retribution.

I have Sony's back on this one when I say, cry me a river and then go get STUFFED you big whiners! Someone call the 'waaambulance' because I'm gonna kick the crap out of these people until the can't stand so they have something REAL to whine about!

This cheeses me off on so many levels! First, using 3d models of public buildings in video games of ALL sorts, violent or otherwise, is nothing new. This has been going on for many years now, in fact the controversial Grand Theft Auto game series from Rockstar modeled much of their map after down own NYC you don't hear Proctor & Gamble griping about the building that looks like theirs! For that matter, the Spiderman series of games based on the movies flaunted the fact that you could web-swing and fight crime in extravagantly detailed NYC! These games were both "violent".

While you could argue that in GTA you were CAUSING disruptive violence while in Spiderman you were using violence to stop crime (a counter-productive idea if there ever was one, but that's another post all together). Well, even using this argument you have even less of a leg to stand on because the game in question, Resistance: Fall of Man, was about SAVING the world from an invasion. Whoops.

The people complaining about this should get hit by a truck and go directly to hell (Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200.) The ONLY way I could support a cry like this is if the building in question was a private residence used without permission, THEN you have a reason to complain and I'd be behind you 150%

This churches complaint is not valid, it is stupid. Until a game maker does something with the content of it's games that TRULY does something to break a law or infringe on an individuals right to privacy I do NOT want to hear another complaint out of ANYONE, so everyone just STFU.

Monday, May 21, 2007

HOLY *car horn!*

While This is the SINGLE coolest piece of computer hardware I have ever seen to date...

It's also one of the most over priced!

1 Soda and *Bzzrt!* $1,500 bucks gone!


Moral of the story: If you are a geek and your keyboard costs more than half as much as your computer... seek professional psychological help!

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Balls!

This guy probably has the most amazing control over his balls of anyone I have ever seen! (Video! Modems beware!)

Friday, May 04, 2007

Open Letter To The USA



Dear America,

Stop Sucking

Your Pal,
The Voters

Friday, April 27, 2007

SMOKIN'!

Ok, first, a bit of background to help paint the scenario.

I am now a computer technician by profession and I see all manor of abused/misused/neglected hardware (to say nothing of software) and most of it doesn't work in some manor or another.

Now after 3 months of repairing the endless flow of hardware through the door I have noticed something that I would like to share with the world... or at least the percentage of it that happens to be reading this.

I have started to notice a pattern emerging from machines that have failed due to the environment they were used in, such as extreme amounts of dust/heat/moisture/etc..., the cause of the most catastrophic (i.e.-expensive) problems needing repairs is computers that come from an environment where people smoke.

The smoke and tar particles sticks to the normal dust found in a home and then the dust sticks to EVERYTHING in the computer when it's sucked into the case by the numerous fans used to keep it cool. This causes major problems with overheating as case vents plug up, heat-sinks become clogged, and fans grind to a halt.

It also wreaks havoc with other components such as CD/DVD drives will simply stop working as they have their sensitive lenses coated with a layer of grime. Things also get fun as smoke manages to sneak past the filter in the vent of your hard drive, can we spell "Data is Gone City"?

Now for the REAL kicker, this sticky dust is partially conductive (as per me playing around with an ohmmeter) which would explain the numerous power supply failures that I have had to deal with where the whole system reeks of cigarette smoke and is clogged with this gunk.

Not to mention that the entire case turns brown....

What I'm trying to say is that for your own sanity, and your tech's, please avoid smoking around computers!

*End of Public Service Announcement*

Posters...



Rock.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Flashy

These are my feelings exactly on the relationship I have with Adobe Flash (Formally Macromedia). Image behind link

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Edit:

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Ok, I've received about a handful of complaints about the accuracy of my last post, particularly one section of it.

The section in question is about where I stated that the nutcase had a GF and he found she was cheating, so he plugs them and 30 others before capping himself.

It turns out, as I have been so kindly informed over and over and over by people who do, obviously, care, that he was just a stark-raving lunatic who got all trigger happy because someone else wasn't happy with what he/she had already.

MY BAD! However, I STILL stand by my choice to call it psycho-drama because it WAS!

But guess what?!

C'mon! Guess!

I STILL don't care.


Further complaints or notifications of inaccuracy regarding my previous posting will be graciously received and then subsequently ignored.

End of posts that relate to the VA shooting, PERIOD!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

OMFG!! OHNOES!!!

Well dip me in butter and call me "Slick", more f*cking school shootings.....

Now I'm probably a horrible, HORRIBLE person for thinking like this, but I'm going to say it anyhow.

*Ahem*

I. Don't. CARE.

I DON'T! I heard the "Tragic News©®™" and I did not even blink. That's right, I had about as much of a reaction to the "news" as inhaling another breath of air. In fact now that I have had time to sit and ponder the enormity of the loss.... I STILL don't care!

In fact I'm only writing anything about it at all is because of the the UTTER media blitz on dragging this "story" to new levels of grotesquely blown out proportions!

Par for course, the media is having an utter FIELD DAY with this juicy little piece of tragedy and it's pissing me off! Yeah, yeah, what's new, right?

The part that's getting under my skin, other than the fact that NOBODY seems to remember anymore that EVERY DAY more than 30 people die in Bush's little "War on the verb Terror", is that there seems to be a SLIGHT inconsistency with the number of dead! I have heard from various news "sources" a number of people killed ranging from 3 to more than 40, that is NOT an exaggeration.

When did it become so damn difficult to count the number of people NOT BREATHING with BIG GAPING WOUNDS in the face?! Do not report "critically injured" as dead to increase the death toll to try and increase your ratings, do NOT report injured people as dead to try and increase your ratings, and do NOT guess randomly at the number of dead people and report it as FACT you brain-dead government controlled zombie bastards!!!!

Here, HERE'S how you can do it, GET the current number of dead, slap on your fake little smile or fake expression of distress (whichever suites you), stare blankly forward like a good puppet and state into the little camera lens "AS OF [DATE & TIME] THE CONFIRMED NUMBER OF CASUALTIES IS TOTALING [NUMBER OF DEAD], WE'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED AS MORE INFORMATION BECOMES AVAILABLE. NOW BACK TO SPORTS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSI!"

Now, was that so hard?

Granted, the numbers have finally stabilized now that some time has passed and they have had a chance to get the few facts they choose to report straight(ish).

Worst part was that the whole mess turned out to be typical stupid psycho-drama.

[Edit:] PARTS OF THIS ARE NOT RIGHT AND I DON'T CARE!!
Joe E. Random, Jr. goes to his girlfriends dorm, find's she's got another guy, Joe flips out and blows them both away with the pistol he always carries because he's nuts, instead of just realizing that's he's a crappy partner, feeling rejected and wandering off to try again to find another to spawn with.... or at the very least just shoot only himself in the face. Nothing beats a permanent solution to a temporary problem!

But, kill the both of them THEN goes off to plug half the innocent engineering department?!? What The EF?! Was she messing around with the whole damn department? Come on you (now former) brainless twit! If you're going to go kill innocent people at least go kill some stupid people who do nothing but breed and make more stupid! You don't shoot up a college full of semi-intelligent to intelligent individuals who just might be the ones to pull the planet out of the cesspool that we're quickly throwing it into!
[/Edit]

GRAAAAAGH!

Ok, calm down.... deeeep breath... bunnies and ponies and rainbows and grassy meadows and happy place... happy place...

.....

Much better....

Now for the sad part, I USED to care! I faintly remember a time long ago when I used to give half a crap about all the random people on this dirt ball, but no longer. Yes, I care for this planet, I care for all the natural world it harbors, the plants, the animals, the lands, the seas and sky's and I DO care very much about all the individuals I know and love. When I do care, I make Greenpeace look like ENRON.

But, if I don't know you, in my eyes, you're cannon fodder.

Guess, what? The worst part is I'm still not caring!!! I'm just this pissed off today and the radio just made the mistake of reminding me YET AGAIN for the 30 BILLIONTH time that some poor saps sucked some lead at a university (Instead of in Iraq).

I MIGHT care if this happened to involve someone I know and care about, but it didn't, so I don't.

They say "apathy is lethal"... then why aren't more random people DYING when they get close next to me?!?!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Blue Man Group, How To Be A Megastar Tour 2.0....



F-ing WHOA!!!!

It was one of the most incredible, energetic and amazing shows I have ever seen. Completely fantastic! Stunning to watch and fun to listen to and the music was instantly likable! They also REALLY kept the audience involved. I was unlike any show I'd ever seen before. Their music is meant to be seen AND heard.

If you have the Blue Man Group coming to you your area, stop reading this and go buy some tickets! Everything good you may have possibly heard about them is true, and if anyone said they weren't worth seeing, bludgeon them! If you haven't heard anything about them, consider this opportunity knocking at your chance to see a show you'll never forget!

I saw some amazing things last night, things words couldn't begin to describe, but insanely cool will suffice for now.

There is more talent in any single one of the people I saw on stage last night than in all of Pop and Rap put together.

I saw and I was amazed, I saw and I was speechless, I saw and I would gladly see again.

I have learned this, PVC makes one COOL SOUNDING instrument!

Now,if you'll excuse me I have a Blue Man Group DVD to hunt down...

Monday, March 05, 2007

Attention World...

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have DSL!! HIGH SPEED INET!!! It's MINE! ALL MINE!!!!! WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


That is all.

Monday, February 12, 2007

My Own First Dwelling!

I just signed the lease for my first apartment!

Job: Check!
Dwelling: Check!

I'm good to go world!

It's not very big, but as I am by myself and the lease period is only 4 months it'll make a good starter apartment if I decide not to stay, more news later!

Now I must prepare to move....

Friday, February 02, 2007

Another Picture of the Unspecified Time Period!

Insanely Cute Puppy


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Alright, ok...

Hell has officially frozen over and Satan's playing hockey against some Canadians, Bush got a brain, Republicans learned the definition of "human rights" and Microsoft realized what quality control means.

I know that everything there must seem HIGHLY unlikely, but it has to be true because, it's now official, I like a Tom Petty song.

Specifically, the one called 'Saving Grace'.

The real irony is that I've never been able to stand him as a vocalist before. To the point where I outright refused to listen to anything by him, even at the insistence of my best friend. The same friend who I am ever thankful to for getting me extremely hooked on Oasis due to him listening to it constantly whenever I visited.

Now... Well, now I think that I am going to need to re-evaluate Tom Petty.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

My butt hurts....

But my heart is victorious!

I got myself a job that starts Monday and am currently searching for a suitable apartment in which to take up residence.

This also officially means I'm moving out of my life long home and hours away from my family.

This is going to be interesting. I've always had my family to fall back on and have fun with, but now I'm going to be seeing them far less often and it's going to take alot of getting used to...

On the bright side, the independence will be a welcome change in my life, who knows maybe it'll whip my butt into being more responsible and less of a hermit.

Interesting times lay ahead and I have no doubt it may be a rocky journey, time shall tell, but it's one I'm finally taking and I'm optimistic.


P.S- Happy Birthday to me! I'm 24 and feeling old!

Monday, January 22, 2007

McTransfat America

Someone needs to be ripped a new one for this Article &
Obesity Site and you can google more easily.

In short, from TFA, the government is now classifying obesity as a disease and is now devoting millions of taxpayer dollars to 'fighting fat'. From the site, they flatly state that “Obesity is not a simple condition of eating too much. It is now recognized that obesity is a serious, chronic disease.”

...........

Ok.

First thing is first.

I am going to state a fact.

A single, simple, clear and complete FACT.

Obesity is NOT, and CANNOT BE a disease. End of story. Period. Finished. Done.

This is also where my political correctness, as sparse as it is to begin with, is going bye-bye. You have been warned.

The primary reasons for me stating so flatly that getting/being FAT (OMFG! j0 sed teh 'f' werd! OH NOES!!1) is not, in any way, a disease are numerous.

First and foremost, fat is not contagious in any way! It's NOT caused by a type of bacteria or virii! Now, the second I walk by someone wide enough to feed Africa and I suddenly find myself unable to stop stuffing Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese and extra trans fats in my face, I'll reconsider that statement.

Second, how much you eat is a CHOICE, conscious or otherwise. You make a decision wether or not to have that fifth helping of deep fried lard nuggets.

If you're a habit eater (like me) and munch while you're doing specific actions, it's a choice. If you're a comfort eater and you eat when you're sad, lonely, tired, etc... It's still a choice. It's ALWAYS a choice.

Third and final for this post, though far from the last, fat is not directly lethal.

Yes, I am perfectly aware that millions die yearly from being grossly overweight and simply being obese causes numerous health issues. There is one problem with the argument that fat is lethal.

Getting overweight is a NATURAL BODY FUNCTION to store excessive energy that has been taken into the body.

The negative health effects are ALSO natural. Too much energy has the ability to severely damage the body. Just like too much salt, iron, vitamins, or even water. Yet when someone takes in too much, or too little, of these other needed minerals/vitamins/etc. these "experts" don't call it a disease. It's called poor nutrition which leads to the excess or deficiency.

The same for FAT, it is caused by poor nutrition and/or a poor diet. Not a bacteria or virus.

Now that I've hit my major points, I'm now going to do something rare and not only stay on topic, but tie up a few loose ends related to fatness.

To keep going, I'm sure some of you are thinking "the moron never covered eating disorders!"

Well, that's what I'm going to do now.

The two major eating disorders, bulimia and anorexia, are, arguably, also not diseases. They may be caused by any number of factors. Such as poor self image, depression, peer pressure or even personality disorders.

There are arguments of eating disorders being caused by a chemical imbalance(s) in the brain.

If this is true, anorexia and bulimia are still more of a mental disorder than a true disease.

For the most part, eating disorders are still a choice, a possibly habitual, or even addicting choice, but a choice none the less.

To wrap this up, obesity is no more a disease than the sky is a banana. They are two completly different things.

The only reason that I can possibly think of for making this claim is an extension of the 'blameless society'.

These people's poor choices got them to their scale busting proportions, now they want someone or something to blame BESIDES THEMSELVES, which are the real cause of course.

The government calling fat a "disease" will now allow all these overweight people to cry "I'm a victim!" as they shovel another bucket of fried chicken into their face while they rake in the money from the government and lawsuits lodged against numerous corporations for 'allowing poor helpless people to become so overweight'.

*siiiiiigh*

To be clear and fair, I have absolutely no problem with overweight people, being that I am one of them, as well as 90% of America.

However, when they start WHINING and BITCHING, all bets are off and they need to have their skulls raped with lead.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Picture of the Unspecific Time Period


Looks like this guy is trying to say something


I'm starting something new for my Blog. On a highly random, but hopefully at least weekly basis, I will be uploading a random picture I find interesting and/or cool from the net or even perhaps some of my own photographic works. Look for more in the future!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

A (Late) White Christmas

Well, it’s snowing here again, a lot, and of course the town has their big salt shakers set to “über rust” out patrolling the streets.

While this is normal, I noticed something strange about them. They were NOT plowing the roads, instead they are just dumping a ton of salt on the roads and turning them into a dangerous, slushy, slippery mess.

*Siiiiggggghhhhhh*

Now ME, I would rather drive through 2 FEET of snow before I drove through 1 INCH of slush.

When you’re driving through snow, it may be slightly perilous, however as one with over 150,000 miles on my duff after a meager 7 (nearly 8) years on the road. I’ve learned more than a few things. When you’re driving through snow it is predictable, it’s consistent, and it’s not all that slippery.

Slush, however, is an entirely different story. It’s highly unpredictable in nature, it can not is slippery, but can induce hydroplaning many, many times more easily than water and it can “pull” your vehicle as you hit thicker and thinner patches of it.

I think the worst part of winter though is the salt on the roads, it’s hard on vehicles, it’s hard on cloths and shoes, it destroys concrete, it damages trees and plants and so on and so forth…

If they could find an alternative to NaCl I’d really have nothing to complain about in regards to winter… Oh wait… they HAVE! What’s that? It also causes far less property and environmental damage?!!?!?! OMFG!

Yet they STILL refuse to use it, because it’s slightly more expensive.

Way to go people, humans putting money ahead of the planet has been steadily destroying it for years, why stop now? We still got TONS of planet to trash right? After all the cancer and birth defect rates skyrocketing MUST be a coincidence and could not possibly be linked to the toxins and chemicals we keep dumping into the air, water and land.

It will be a proud day when we as a society care more for the environment and the future than our pocket books.